The hose was scre-screaming
It's like please NOOOO
*softer screeching noise*
What a sad hose.
The hose is like I don't want to be a hose anymose.
What's going on guys welcome to 10 strange items, we found
at Target. I haven't taken a look at any of these items yet.
Bryan went to Target and bought us 10 items that he thinks are super strange.
And today I'm gonna let you know whether you should cash it or trash it. Yes that's right I will be voting on
which ones you should buy and which ones you shouldn't, which ones you should BUY
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*smack* What the heck.
It's a pikachu sweater, you got a pikachu sweater.
Was it like this, like, just all crumpled up.
(Bryan) It was in a hanger.
So why didn't you deliver it to me in a "hanger", dude.
What is this garb?
It's just all crumpled up, dude. These like stains on it right here.
(Bryan) Ok, that wasn't there.
If it wasn't there when you bought it that means you did it *chuckle*
(Brian) That was there!
I could just--I could just imagine Brian
just like putting on this hoodie when everyone goes home
and he's like eating like Popsicles and stuff and he just wipes it all over it.
Brian's got a sad life you know
(Brian) I think I ratted myself out on that one... That wasn't there!
That wasn't there before! *Chuckles*
(Brian) Yeaaaaa dude.
Why do the ears stick up so perfectly
I never got into Pokémon GO, I'm sorry guys. /Fo'real?/
Everyone was SUPER into Pokémon GO
half a minute!
Everyone's like, yo play Pokémon GO
You don't play Pokémon GO?
N'then the next week came and everyone's like
What's Pokémon GO? *Chuckles*
(Brian) Yea it completely died.
It died within an instant!
(Brian) Now wait, before you look at the price.
The PRICE? *Matthias's eyes looking deep into your soul.*
(Brian) How much do you think the sweater--- duh no before you look at it I said!
I'm worried dude.
I'ma be real dude (who captioned this?)
this better not be more then like ten bucks. ($10 (USD))
I say it was $8.99
(Brian) On clearance!
On clearance it was $12.49, what was the original price?
That's what I want to know
To look like a Pokémon
I don't know guys (same)
PIKACHU (omg that scared me)
haha, AY YAE YA (wtf)
I don't know what he-(Bryanne) Tha-That's the Yo-kai
(Offscreen) Jibanyan! (Matt) JIBANYAN!
I'm gonna shake alotta people by saying
"What's the difference?"
I'm just messing I know the difference (Bryian booes)
I know the difference (Brian whalecalling)
I'm just messing guys *chuckle*
*crazy laughing* (like srsly wtf)
*high pitch* I CHOOSE YOU (what is he on?)
That's what stupid about Pokémon (>n<)
*angry explosion and Byann gasps*
They only say their own name
*chuckles with "trash it" sfx*
(Brian) Dank 'n Ram? (idk)
I'm looking to get people SHOOK, dude
That's how I instigate comment wars and get more comments for my video *chuckle* (smart man)
So loud! (imagine editing this)
Blasts up to 70 feet (~21.336 meters)
Nerf barely can make to 70 feet (#roasted)
you think this makes it to 70 feet, I doubt it-
oh look those look a lot like Nerf's
The-uh Nerf size
Ulteema Mycaro Crossbow
Is that even an English word? Ultima.
Isn't that Spanish? (For last)
(Bryen) No? (yea it is boi)
TRANSLATE ULTIMATE INTO SPANISH
Ultimo (remember your n/adj agreement kids)
(B) Yeah (Matt) *offended noise*
(B) You already just asked me (Matt) eu-What
'Cuz I literally just asked you and you were like "I dunno"
(B) No, you said is that Spanish?-
(M) And you were like (B)NO (M) "IDUNNO"
(B) No, i said "No" (Matt)*laughs*
(B) JIBANYAN (oh no)
Pokémon GO (away)
alright- (Bryan) I don't know why I fell for that *chuckles*
*snap* What a sucker dude
That was my Pokémon GO attack
RRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH *snap but slower*
'cuz- (Brean) You're gonna stab your fing-
*snap* YEOW, hohohoh
(Bryanna) Exactly what I said you were gonna do
Dude I went like this, Bro, I went like this, WOAH
Almost stabbed my finger dude
K guys, be more careful (._.)
*snaps slower* OHUEWH
These look like Nerf darts
But they look a little stranger
*rustles* a little more strange
ok so we put this puppy in here like that (
oh, I can hold extras right here
'Cuz that's needed
*Nerf thing, but slower*
What just happened, isn't it supposed to lock?
Or do I just *slingshot noise*
Is that it?
So, this doesn't lock in place...
That's really disappointing
There's no trigger, you just literally-*slingshot*
Because, you see my hand when I let go? (not rlly)
I'm gonna be entirely inaccurate, watch
Giddy-up Bryan, you know what to do ;)
I CHOOSE YOU *shot*
(Both) Oh (Matt) Geez
dude, I wasn't even aiming for your face(sure Matt)
(Brian) I'm sure you were
It's like it's a single shot
It looks like it goes pretty fast though *shot*
(I didn't know there was funky music)
K now i'm aiming for your face *shot*
*impact* (Brian) OH
(Brian)That stings (oh no sweatie ): )
(Brian)That's a stinger
(Matt) sweet *evil plans*
This thing has no effect on it whatsoever though
You see that?
You see like, what?
Like I don't understand this is really annoying
(Brian) That's how a bow and arrow is, you don't cock it
Why'dyou, why'dyou, come back
*incoherent baby noises*
You know what's up dude >:) *shot*
(Brain) OH, that might go 70 feet
*Evil Matthias laugh*
Let's look at my accuracy (guys, duck)
Alright Lens *Shoots* WOAH
*fire happy Matt*
I say this is good *ca-ching*
This is a good product, it actually fires fast
It's very rare that we actually see products that aren't Nerf that actually
fire the way they say they would fire
I would've- I wish that there was
cocking mechanism, so I could like
Leave it primed
Like, and ready to go, but..
I guess it'll work
*More elevator music*
oh jeez, what in the name
oh man, she looks like she's having fun
5 FUN... cardio dance hoop workouts included
Oh it's in the DVD I just saw that
Stream online, workout guide
It's like a breakdown hula-hoop?
So this were those people that just love hula-hooping SO MUCH
that they gotta take it everywhere
if you need a hula-hoop that
you can store in your bag, then you have a hula-hooping problem
5 minutes, 5 times a day
burns more calories than running
and it's a whole lot more FUN
Doesn't make any sense
More calories than running how long, for
HULA-HOOP once or twice
Is more calories than running
Like what are you talking about dude
I just don't understand what this move is
she's just holding it over here
she's just like mmm (Brian) not even hooping
Let me see if I can do those moves dude
Oh my Gosh, it's like in straight up pieces
I thought it was gonna like, have like a string
throughout it, so all the pieces never got lost
I mean, that's how I would've design it (#savage)
but HEY, it's not like I test product
every single day of my life ever (r u ok?)
OH SWEET look at this
it's a circular Frisbee, right? (pls don't throw it)
well let's catch with the Frisbee dude (stop)
It didn't come back (that's not what Frisbees do)
So you just snap it in place like that
("Burn Up Those Calories. The American Council on Exercise sponsored a study on the calorie expenditure of hula hoop as exercise. The study found that it burned 210 calories in a 30-minute workout, or 7 calories per minute." Thanks Google)
Ok dude time to do my daily workout
It burns more calories than running
(offscreen) When was the last time you hula-hooped?
I burned so many calories dude
You don't even know man
(Offscreen) Stop it
I just feel fat melting off!
Hoop it dude, come on
What do you think I'm doing dude?
(Offscreen) No, Hula, you're just hooping, you gotta hula-hoop
(offscreen) Oh it goes fast heh
This does not burn more calories than running
There's no way bro (Someone) You gotta add dance moves to it
*Matthias dancing noises*
Ok so this is what she was doing, she was like
Watch this, from the arm
In-Out *Crash* OWMA
Double arm it
(Brian?) You can do it
Ok so I say that was a "Trash It"
because (Brian) On what grounds? (Matt) a hula-hoop
you can get at the Dollar Store for like 99 cents
that was like ten times too heavy (yeah, it's for working out)
(Brian) That makes it easier to hula-hoop, if it's too light it's almost impossible to hula
You don't know anything- (Brian) YES (Matt) about hula-hooping
Where's your degree?
(Brian) I have three girls
Brian seems to think that hula-hoop's a good idea
I don't, I say it's a "Trash It"
So what I'm gonna do right now is put up a Twitter poll
Literally right now go to my Twitter
@MATTHIASIAM and I'ma have you guys vote whether you think
it's a "Cash It" or " Trash It"
you guys will be the deciding factor
click that link the Description below to vote
*even more elevator music*
I've been waiting for this one dude
I'm gonna be honest with you man when I was walking by your
office i saw these poking out of the
bin *gasp* and I was like
*creepy face* Dad is excited (>w<)
but that is the only thing that was poking out of the bin
(Brian) So you infringed on my office privacy?
I did, I infringed on your office privacy
but I'm being honest to the viewers that I have seen this before (thx boo)
it was so bright green in your office window, man
I was tempted to just go in and grab it
And be like, "I dunno where it went"
(Brian) I would've gone crazy "WHERE IS IT?"
WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?
Thin mints, flavored with other natural flavors
Whole grain corn, sugar, corn meal, dextrose, palm oil..
Oh, I mean these ingredients aren't horrible
They aren't great, they're not horrible though
Look at this stuff though guys
This looks like little POOP pellets
Mint cereal though?
(Brian) You know it's going to taste good
Egh, I don't thinks so bro
Mint with milk? We're gonna test it out
Mint with milk (>~<)
I don't know man
Ok let's go try it with milk, see if mint ah-
* crunch crunch crunch*
-oats it's groun (idk?)
(Brian) You can't knock it if you're eating it multiple times
It's not bad, but it's not, I-I'm saying
*crunch* The purpose of it is cereal
If those are just simple little cookies
Yeah, sure, but it says you have to eat it with milk
*Kitchen Matthias hard at work*
(B)That looks good
(M) Wait what is this? What kind of milk is this Brian?
2% ?!?! BOOO
WHO GOT TWO PERCENT MILK?
It wasn't me!
*Lots of crunching*
(Brian) That's is super crunchy
Not bad, it's definitely not breakfast
And it feels SICK eating this for breakfast, but
for desert? You know? As a little reward
*crunch slurp combo* 0.o
It's a "Cash It"
What is this? iFun- i iFun
Play with personality, What if I want to play with
no personality (sassy) what if I just wanna play like this
*deadpan with fun music in the background*
Light up wands, OH look
for some reason I'm able to pull out th-the tab
Before even I even buy it, which is a little weird
Oh jeez, chill dude
Six modes of light-up action
I'm just tryna figure out what the purpose it
(Brian) They do a thing-They're lightsabers
Yeah, but they're too small to actually like
*smack smack smack smack*
(Brian) Yeah, but (Matt) Have some battles
As a kid I'd be like this is disappointing, Mother
(Brian) Ungrateful child >:(
Why does it go from blue to red?
Aw...no light sabers do that
(Brian) I knew this would shake ya(what?)
No light sabers do that >:(
Look at this, dude, you guys can't see
What? Did it just turn off?
You guys can't see as much as I can right now, but
but if I do that the bottom hilt is red and this is blue (I could see it)
this is getting me shook
Who's light saber flashes, it's not a light saber, it;s a wand
Ok? It's a wand, guys
Don't worry about it
So there's not one mode on her-
(Bryyyan) They don't want you to battle with it
(B) It's a safety switch
What? They both turn off when you hit them
It's like "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE MEANT FOR
THEY'RE MEANT AS WANDS
to disorient the person
Here's what's up, there's not one mode
setting on this
that just leaves it one color
It's always either flashing or switching between different colors
I know you're trying to be a light saber
Well, actually it's got a little pen clip too so if
you wanna like put it in your pocket
(Brian) You just cracked the window
You wish I did
*What did the stoner say to the elevator? I'm high*
What the heck is this? Washable roller sidewalk paint
What? This looks like chalk
Oh, so it's just chalk
You take this off like this
And then what? You fill it up with water?
Oh you buy, YOOBI gives
I'm so-I love YOOBI
YOOBI, one for you, one for me
What- What are they even talking about on this?
This chalk donates one item to a US classroom in need
Could they be more vague?
They don't say anything make it
Sound like they're doing something good
Where's the follow up after this claim?
What classroom are you giving it to? (A US classroom, duh)
Who's in need? (A US classroom) Why are they in need? (bc they don't have YOOBI)
Do you deem what they have that's in need?
*Angry Matthias is Angry*
Fill line, ok so you do fill it up with water
Ok, let's go do this
(Brian) What was that?
The hose was screaming dude, listen
It's like please noo
Ok, so I gotta do it to the fill line here
Ok *more squealing*
What a sad hose
It's like, "I don't wanna be a hose anyMOSE"
So I'ma shake, AWGH
That was a bad idea, so I'm just gonna stir
don't shake this, this says "Shake well"
Fill line and shake well, but LOOK
(Bryan) What is it leaking out of?
OH that works quite well
(Brian) I can tell you right now I know what you're going to write...
(Bryan) What? (It's going to be YOOBI)
(Brian) YOOBI (toldya)
(Bryan) YOOBI ya newbie (#preach)
You gotta go pro on the mobo pro, no?
You put a go-pro on that Mobo pro?
(Brian) Oh my God
I say this is "Trash It" 'cuz look how damaged it is
It's like after one use, like there's nothing left
(Brian) You're gonna make a mess on you-(Matt) Awh
(B) That's what you get
It's not paint it's just chalk
No, it's paint
*I've been captioning for hours*
Yummy Nummies: Mini Kitchen MAAGIC
SUPER TINY TASTES LIKE REAL CHEESE FRIES AND KETCHUP
K what are the other ones that we've had?
We've had the burger one, (Brian) Did we do Donuts?
We did donuts, yeah, it was like donuts and a burger (That's a weird meal)
So this one's fries
(B) Fantastic Fries
OH Fantastic Fries
Makes twenty mini fries
Amazing fries with cheese and ketchup flavors for dipping (ew)
I don't like that
(B) In-N-Out Animal style?
No, In-N-Out animal-style puts puke on their fries (#savage)
That's the "technical" term for it, it's puke
No, see this?
These little spots are all for fries (It said MINI fries)
So you have to cut up INDIVIDUAL fries
Yeah, so you paste it on that and then you have to cut up
individual fries, why not just give
yourself like a mini potato and then like slice it or something like that
ugh this is weird dude, let's go try it out
Alright, here we go
We have a willing participate
Bobby (Bobby) Oh no (RUN)
(Matt) Now let's take a look (Bobby) Oh God (Matt) at this first
Look at how that actually turned out here
(Oh, that's adorable >u<)
We got the ketchup that looks like raspberry jam
*Bobby laughs nervously* We got the cheese
that looks like, maybe human body
fluids of some type, *Bobby groans* and we have
the *Bobby gags* potato fries which
were from a powder I'ma be honest with you
(Bobby) Oh powder ok..
It wasn't actually potato so I- (probably tater starch)
I want- I'm curious, what are your thoughts are
on this delicacy here (Bobby) Ok...
I...HOPE this is cheese
It's so hard (that's what he said)
*kill me now*
(Matt) What does it taste like? *Brian starts laughing*
it's like...really old bread (ew)
Really old (YOOBI) chalky bread, ok
here, I'm going to try the ketchup (Matt) Do the... ketchup ketchup (lmao KETCHUP Matt)
I can't even get into it, It's too hard (That's what he said?)
*grunts* (someone) I'm shy (someone else) Awh
This is not bad (rlly?) (Brian) Oh-Wha?
It tastes like ketchup, yeah (Matt) Does it really? (Bobby) It's like a
(Both) Gelatinous (Bobby) ketchup that's
MM, I'll finish these (Matt) Alright man
(Bobby) I'll take them (Matt) Take it into edge space
enjoy *puzzled Matthias is puzzled*
I'd say... "Cash It"
(Everyone) Stop (Bobby) Yeah (Brian) Wooow (Matt) STOP
It's not that-maybe I'm just super hungry idunno(someone feed him)
*explosion of laughter*
*urgh the video isn't over yet?*
Oh.. Ok Ok, It's like a Rubic's Cube (RUBIKS CUBE, WHO SPELLED IT WRONG?)
But ten times more intense in the shape of a
ball (Bryan) See the age?
Oh age 9 to 99
So if you're 100 *smacking sound in mouth* no
(Brian then Matt) No (Matt) Too old
*falls* woa-Oh Noo
Did you see that? "nuh uh" I literally
picked it up and destroyed it *collaspe*
WHA- OOH NNOOOOOO
Wow that's delicate, dude
I literally picked it up and almost destroyed it
Wow...ok this is very
very interesting once i get it out of this
state though, you know I'm never
gonna get it out because it'll go this way
Wait.. can it- yeah it can go this way
and it can also go this way
Let's just do it opposite, ok?
you see what just happened?
like pieces got switched
Wait did I lose it? no it's right here- wha?
(Brian) No you did lose it (wtf) (Matt) What?
I have to go all the way back (Bryan) nonono... you're going the wrong way
No no I'm not, look
What? I lost it (Bryan) yeah you gotta go the other way
(B) other way watch this, give it two spins
I think this is im-
There we go, yeah you're right
Oh my word dude this is gonna give me
straight up anxiety if I move it out of this
Ok so here we go, I'm gonna put it this way
And now I'm gonna put it this way
and everyone's SHOOK
(Brian) You already forgot (Matt) Oh I-dude I already forgot
Oh my Gosh I already forgot, I can do this
I did it *Brian cheers*
(Bryan) Crazy, how would it be - If I mixed
it up, jumbled it up (Matt) There's no way and
for me, I'm sure many of you guys can do it (lolno)
but for me...
I don't think I can, I'm gonna do it though guys
I'm gonna do it
AAH DON'T LOOK
Oh my Gosh (Bryan) No way (Matt) there's no way now
It's done dude
(Bryan) Death (Matt) Game over :(
Like you'd have to like study how it even works
Look now there's only one blue piece
with purple and red (Brian) What?
Look look I got something together *GASP*
(Brian) Who's gonna-oh (Matt) What?
(Bryan) That's just pure luck waiwai wait
(Matt) Nonono (Brian) Here you're all jumbled up right there
dude, you know you're not even close
(Matt) Look there's yellow, but what? Now the
orange... and yellow mix
But I got green in the correct spot
(Bryan) I know you think you're close,but you're not close
Bro, I'm soo close
You know I'm close, I GOT GREEN
"Yeah, but that not-
LOOK I got BLUE TOO, I like this, dude
I thought it would give me anxiety, but it's kinda
nice, it's kinda like taking my mind off of things (so... a toy?)
"Cash It", dude this is going back
to my house, I rarely say that
(Brian)I wanna see you Tweet a picture (Matt) That's like an
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Actually we have a couple more products *chuckles* (And like 3 more minutes)
*3 minutes and like 14 seconds left*
Aw great another one of these things?
What is that? Is that an elephant?
Dude he's gotta short snout (#stopelephantshaming2k17)
Never seen an elephant with such a short snout
If you guys remember from a previous one we had this one
we tried this one and it was POWERFUL
*literally the same thing but slower*
Okay so here's what's crazy about this, you put this in here
And then you squeeze it, I'm not gonna squeeze it because
I remember that we were super shocked
with how well it worked
That one's not as good, did we get a dud?
Is the unicorn just better?
Yeah...Not as good as the unicorn, the unicorn
was WAY better, it like...
was just building that pressure and then it was like
This is like what I feel sometimes if I'm
not gonna have that that Rubic's Sphere
I feel like everything is just gonna blow up and then (watch out)
*shoots at behind camera*
(Brian) Yeah, it's not even accurate
Nah it's pretty inaccurate
(Is he gonna curse?.. oh, no nvm)
It like pinched me
I don't like this dude, I hate it
(Bryan) So not as good as the unicorn?
Not as good as the unicorn by any means
Not as good, NOT AS GOOD GUYS
"Trash It" sorry Trash It *raspberry*
*Final elevator music, I'll miss you guys*
Oh, ok ok
so his is like a Zing knock-off
If you guys aren't familiar with Zing, they make some products
They're like the bow and arrow products and they're
pretty powerful, they're awesome
I love Zing products (#spons?)
Yeah, actually they also make another product
Which were the- the thumb-chucks
I think they're called, I was so funny because Zing
saw the video and they
E-mailed me afterwards and they were like
"Hey thanks for the shoutout, too bad it was a 'Trash It'" (lol yikes)
Made me feel real guilty
And they were like "Maybe you wanna watch some tutorials"
And then they sent me some tutorials of some like some
some guys doing like the crazy like things
with the thumbchucks and I was like "Mm-okay okay okay"
I get you, I get you, Wow this
is like a direct knock-off of Zing
Tale these iiFun people OUT bruh
(Bruiyon) Even this part
Yeah so this is like, oh-what?
What is this?
(Brian) What? Gives it more flick action?
Maybe, Alright Bryan you know what's up
So here's what I gotta do, I gotta put this hook
Right there, and then I fling it
like this, and then you pull the little tail
(Brian) K this is gonna hurt, so not- not too hard ;)
Oh I don't think so bro, this rubber band stinks
See? It didn't even- It didn't even fly right
It's not even flying right!
You think I'm doing it wrong?
(B) try the other way
Yeah, I'll try the other way, no look 'cuz
the fingers are like this, but what's this?
I was wrong
So it's this way
(B) You know what you're doing (M) No wasn't
(B) What were you doing? (M) The opposite way (B) oh
Not nearly as good as Zing (#spons?)
Although Zing, products
ooh, those will hurt you
These are really hard to load too
I can't even-I can't even aim right (how about you aim left? :D)
And if you see me in Team Edge videos
with Zing challenges
You know my aim is true bro (bragger .-.)
(Brian) *giggles* It's true
I win all those challenges SPOILER ALERT
GUYS YOU SEE THAT THUMBNAIL RIGHT THERE WITH THAT MINI PHONE?
I GOT THAT FROM THE DOLLAR STORE
AND IT'S NOT A GOOD PHONE
YOU'LL SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT GO CLICK THAT OVER THERE
AND I'LL SEE YA OVER THERE, HIGH=FIVE