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(poker chips clacking) – [Joe] Matt Glantz has a pair, which means he’s probably gonna Rick Astley this thing andnever gonna give you up. – [Chris] 2100,the bet from Deeb. – [Joe] We’ll have to see what Linda Kenney Baden’s up tofirst, she’s new to here. – [Chris] Well, she’sgonna desert it. – [Joe] See what I did there? The next line of the song,how much can we get away with before we get charged? (Chris laughs) (poker chips clacking) You’re gonna get your wish,Todd – No, I’m not gettin’ mywish no matter what now. – [Joe] Now thenine on the turn. So Deeb knows he has no chance of getting top pair to fold now. – [Chris] ‘Cause it’s trips! (poker chips clacking) – [Joe] It’s Matt Glantzwho’s gonna bet this turn. And Matt’s not gonna getmany better hands to fold, but he can maybe protecthis three by getting a hand with a lot of equity to fold. Deeb does call! (poker chips clacking) – [Chris] And whiffsharder than Pedro Serrano at the beginningof Major League 2. – [Joe] It’s only PGbut it’s just as funny, in my opinion. – [Chris] Yeah, that’s true. (poker chips clacking) – [Chris] Well, Idon’t think Joe boo is gonna win thishand for Shaun Deeb. Here it goes, check, check! (subtle, victorious music) – You sure? Okay, you win. – [Joe] This is awkward. – Great hand, so(censored) lucky. Good hand at least. – [Todd] We’re in a 40,his hand’s turned over. – His queens arejacks right now. – Just shut the(censored) up right now. – Show the queens are jacks. – You really win. – Show the queens are jacks. – You really win. Ten eight. – Show it. I know you win so just takethe pot, just push ‘im the pot. He’s gonna win. – You really win, Matt. – So I’ll show myhand once you fold. – [Joe] Am I the onlyone that can sense the sexual tensionbetween these two? – Is that really a ten eight? – Ace queen. – You got ace queen? – Yeah. – Well, I have a pair. – [Narrator] Poker Night inAmerica is brought to you by our trusted friend,Kimo Sabe Mezcal. Why settle for tequila? Step up to Kimo Sabe. – [Linda] straddle,straddle. – [Matt] You guysdid a very good job. – [Shaun] Hey Matt, a fewmore hands, double straddle. – [Chris] Back at Sugarhousehere in Philadelphia. – [Matt] I would never dothat, but since you insist. – [Shaun] I’m just gonnalose 8000 this hand, but had to make it worth it. – [Matt] Fish, don’t get,okay, that’s alright. That’s fair. That’s a fair price. – Uh, okay. – [Chris] Oh here’s the ShaunDeeb that we know and love. 1700 is his bet. – [Todd] How did this(censored) happen? I’m gonna lose all this money. – [Chris] After Fishbergraises it to 500 with 3s– – [Joe] This is exactly howI like my televised poker, straddle, re-straddle, raisea pocket threes, a three bet with seven five of diamonds, and Todd runs anddroppin’ F bombs. – [Chris] Yeaaah,now we’re livin’. – [Matt] It’s unbearable,someone got me to waste $200. – [Greg] What’s it, 1700? (poker chips clacking) – [Chris] Alright, so thethree’s barely hanging on here. – [Joe] It’s a pretty fun flop for five seven ofdiamonds though. Deebs gotta keep bettingit, he can get folds and he can build a hugepot when he doesn’t. – [Chris] 1600 thebet from Shaun Deeb. (poker chips clacking) Call from Fishberg. – [Joe] I mean, I admirethe call of the best hand but how are you gonna hit acard that turned you down? Hey, oh my goodness, he does it! (laughs) – [Chris] There were alot of cards that would’ve made Deeb a winner, he stillhasn’t found one yet though. Fishberg checks. – [Joe] Somehow hemanaged to turn a card that can’t counterfeit him. – [Shaun] 35. – [Chris] 3500 is the bet. – [Joe] And Fishbergis calling again, he’s managing himself intothe hardest spots possible. It’s like he seeks outdifficult decisions. He definitely enjoys pain. – [Chris] And therecomes the straight that Shaun Deeb was lookin’ for. – [Joe] Deeb drillsFishberg with the gut shot like he’s Harry Houdini. – [Greg] I think thewinner of this pot should give me 200 back. Not only does Deebmake the straight, but it’s fairly disguised. He’s gonna be betting this moreoften than I check my phone. – [Chris] Deebs all in. – I dunno why I thinkI had ‘im but… – [Chris] Well, Fishberghad him until the river and now Deeb is tryin’to make him pay for it. – [Shaun] Straight. – [Joe] Oh my god. (shocked murmurs from the table) Woof. – I know my range and I thinkthat his line was actually the most profitable line,he just got very unlucky that I got there and onthe inconspicuous card. – [Greg] Woow… Ishoulda just folded. – [Shaun] I don’t thinkyou should fold there. – [Greg] Do youknow what you have? – [Shaun] No I’m saying,like, I know my bluffing. I was gonna blast offif I didn’t have it. But I think taking yourline was a good line. Just being honest. (poker chips clacking) – [Todd] Is this the last hand? – [Shaun] Yeah. – [Todd] The last hand… ifyou don’t get even right now it’s over. – [Shaun] ‘Til tomorrow,you get to play again. – [Chris] Well, you can’twin unless you’re playin’ and Fishberg’s raisin’with king four clubs. 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(Shaun laughs) – Man you’re worsethan Matt Glantz. – [Chris] Act or not, atTodd Brunson right now I’m sensing a leakin his game however. – [Todd] I can only lose… I don’t know what he’sdoin’, I’m scared. – There’s no wayI’m parting here. – [Chris] Shocker, JoeMcKeehan and Greg Fishberg, heads up. – [Joe] Well this handseems fairly standard. (poker chips clacking) – [Joe] 1500. – [Chris] McKeehan’sgonna bet 1500. – [Matt] You takeyour microphone off before we’re even done? – Yeah. – [Todd] He’s veryunprofessional. – [Greg] I fold. – [Joe] All in. – [Joe] Is Fishbergtryin’ to convince himself king high would be thebest hand some of the time? Or that he could possiblyget an ace to fold? This is pain! – [Chris] Oh my goodness. Save some for theride home, Fishberg. – [Joe] Well, nobodywants to walk all the way over to the cage andcash those in anyway. – [Chris] Yeah, good point. Good point. So a little bit of a comebackat the end of the night for Joe McKeehen. 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