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[Subtitles by danielsangeo] Da-da-dadada–Hey! Welcome tothe second follow-up episode. Now unlike the other Game Dungeon episodes, this one assumes you’ve seenthe ones that came before it. If you haven’t, this isgoing to be kind of like walking into the middle ofsomebody else’s conversation, except without the awkward looks. “Oh no. Steve’s angry at Roger.”I wonder who these people are. Anyway, if you’re a fan of voyeurism,you may enjoy this episode. Oh, and check out the credits. Wehave a fan art submission this time. Let’s go. Yeah, you thought I wasn’t going tojump back into the same game again, huh? Well, much like the game itself, “CarnEvil”keeps returning to me like a curse. Okay, help me out guys. I don’t rememberevery last word I say in the videos, so did I say, “If you see a CarnEvilmachine, please send me a photo of it”? Because it sure seems like I did. I don’t even know how many photos orreports of CarnEvil sightings I’ve received. Sorry if I’ve missed anyone; I can’t keeptrack of all this. That’s the whole point. These keep coming in, too.They haven’t faded off. Guys, you can stop. Seeing a photo of thearcade cabinet doesn’t do anything for me. If I could play the game and it’sreally close to the original, or hell, it’s even betterin some ways, then I’m good. I’m not the sort of person whoneeds the 100% authentic experience. That’s what the time machine is for. I mean, the arcade cabinetPOSTER is pretty awesome. This should help take your mind offany other problems you may be having. But, you don’t need tosend me any more photos. I’m just glad we have emulators soanyone can take a shot at the game now. Takes less quarters, too. And speaking of which, this is going tobecome less relevant as inflation marches on, but did you know that, whilequarters are larger than nickels, they’re pretty similar mass-wisesince nickels are thicker, so if you take a hammerto a bunch of nickels and flatten them out tothe width of a quarter, there are plenty machines that willthink they’re quarters? 80% discount! I mean, you probably shouldn’t do thatbecause it’s illegal and time-consuming, but it does work. And while I’m onthe topic of illegal things, the Internet has spoken onwhat it thinks of piracy. Now it’s my belief thatpiracy is ALWAYS justified if that’s the ONLY WAY to still play a game. I don’t care what the lawsays about that. It’s wrong. Well, I asked you guys what you thought,and you took it one step further. According to the Internet consensus, piracy is okay any time you have acompany that stops selling its game, and the ONLY way to get a legitimate copy is through leftover copies floatingaround on eBay or specialist vendors. And remember, these are just theInternet people’s piracy laws. Under actual US law, ALL piracy isillegal under ANY circumstances, forever. Because that’s reasonable. The point here isyou should use common sense and the cops aren’t goingto break down your door and put a gun to yourhead for pirating a game that the company is literallynot even selling anymore. Don’t sell crack out of your house, though, because they will breakdown your door for that. “Eternam”! Well, viewer Alex Holland hassent me an awkwardly-scanned authentic English manual to the game. It’s only a little less bizarre toread than the translated copies.

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And finally, I have onemore important item here: Since I made this episode, viewerChris Cogdon has contacted me about having access to a high-end printer and has offered to print a fullprofessional poster-sized version of the island of Ahkuilon forme if I finish mapping the game. According to him, it can be up to 44 incheswide, and whatever length I need it to be. So, now I HAVE to finish it! I’ll have to get a framefor this sucker, too. I’ll update everyone on that once I’m done, though it will be a whilesince the image is MASSIVE. It’s only about a third done andis around 24,000 by 10,000 pixels. And, to quote him, “In a year’s time, we’ll probably have both forgottenabout this… we’ll see.” Oh, I won’t forget what you said, Chris. “The Last Stand”! Okay, let’s get one thing outof the way right off the bat. A lot of fans got riled upon my comment in this episode about the movie “Aliens”being better than “Alien”, saying I’m a philistine whocan’t appreciate something without a bunch of action, sowhy don’t we clear that up? I like slow movies if they’re done well,but that’s not quite what Alien is. The first half of Alien is awesome. Great buildup, lots of tension, goodcharacters, mystery and intrigue… no complaints from me whatsoever. The second half is the protagonistwandering around corridors for twenty minutes at a time doing nothing at all, then BOOM! Spooky alien! Okay, another twenty minutes… …nothing at all happening… BOOM! Alien. And that’s pretty muchthe rest of the movie. This is the part that feels lame to me. I feel the same way about”Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome”. Awesome start, kind of weak finish. Now we look at Aliens, and we have the sameintrigue, plot buildup, good characters, then bam, it’s nonstop survivalsituations for the rest of the movie. Then a frickin’ boss fight at theend. It’s just paced so much better. The thing about wandering corridorsin a scary movie is, at some point, something needs to be happening,otherwise, it’s just… Dahdah-dah-dah, dah,dahdah-dah, dah-dahdah-dah– And while we’re talking aboutthings that are not zombies, a lot of people were quick to point out that the reason “FinalFantasy” is named how it is was that it was really a HailMary attempt from the developer where they thought this wasgoing to be their last game, as opposed to what may be thelongest-running RPG franchise today. This one’s my bad. Like a lot of the Halloween episodes,I was under the gun for time so I was spending every spareminute trying to finish it up and ended up not researchingthat as well as I could have, but you know what? I didn’t hearany comments about “Final Fight”. [clearing throat] Okay, so back to the game. When I made the episode, I had aseveral reports of people telling me that the game actually ran slower thenas opposed to when it first came out. I have absolutely no surprise that Adobe Flash could havebecome even slower over time. I do have a faster CPU now, butI’m still getting some chugging. Also several fans are quick to point out that a chainsaw would be a terribleweapon for the zombie apocalypse, because all the blood would gumup the chain and cause it to jam. That’s a really valid point Ihadn’t given much thought to. I admit, I don’t have a lot of experiencehacking up human bodies with power tools, so now we know. But the big news is,in the original episode, I skipped “The Last Stand: Union City”because I like my games in full screen. I must’ve had a dozen people telling mewhat to do to play the game in full screen AND NOTHING WORKED. I tried it on Firefox, Chrome, Opera… this screen would alwaysturn yellow right here. Well, I fired up the game again torerecord it for this episode and… now it works! I don’t know what to say besidesFlash has updated since then. And if that’s not enough, I wasable to run the game offline, too. So that’s a serious 180 for me. The game still chugs pretty hard, but I’m so happy about the other changes,I can’t really complain that much. To be fair, I am running what wasmeant to a game in a small window at full 1080 resolution so itwas never designed to do this. Most games usually run fasteras technology gets better, but there are some where you can havethe fastest computer in the world and it seems to make no difference. In any event, the game iscompletely playable now, even if I may want to considera resolution drop on this one. So I guess that means I HAVE to cover what’ssupposed to be the best one of the series. This is a pretty full game though, so Ithink it’s going to need its own video. I’ll cover that closer to Halloween. I say “Halloween”, because if you know me, every day is a good dayfor the zombie apocalypse, but come on, I have to giveother games a chance, too. Finally, I noticed that the– [siren] Uh-oh! Looks like the secretfollow-up alarm triggered. Here we go! Okay, so as some of you know, I’mactually stranded on the moon. In addition to Ross’s Game Dungeon, I tried experimenting witha show documenting this but it didn’t go over so well since it turns out that there’snot much is happening on the moon. In the first episode, I playedthe game “Cyril Cyberpunk”, so here’s the abridged version on that. In the year 2224, you play CyrilSmith who intercepts an alien invasion and transforms into CyrilCyberpunk to go stop them. They’re all bears. Cyborg bears allover the place. Everything is a bear. The music is pretty great,the animation is fluid, the level design is soul-draining,and there are a LOT of levels. The whole game is a fever dreamof maze-like levels and bears. >> S-so, yeah, we know they’renot in business anymore, but we don’t know why. I’d love to get like an interview with… the people who made this and find– or just anyone involved andjust find out what happened. >> I feel like their answersare going to depress you. [laughing] >> Hey everyone. I’m still on the moon. Now if you watched the lastvideo or the one before that, we played Cyril Cyberpunk withTom White from Weird Video Games. Well, not only is he back,but someone else saw it: Stuart Mackereth, the leadprogrammer of Cyril Cyberpunk. So we brought him on and we’regoing to ask him some questions. That’s right! Stuart Mackereth,one of the original programmers, came on to interview withus and answer our questions. And to add to the suspense, everybody was supposed to record themselveslocally for a higher quality copy but something went wrong on Stuart’send shortly into the interview and the rest of his video was LOST! But! Thanks to me being paranoidthat something WOULD go wrong, I recorded him on my end anyway, just case. So not only is this a unique interview,but it’s a SALVAGED one at that. The entire interview is almost an hour long, there will be a link to it inthe description of this one, but here’s a few highlights. >> Okay, for the credits, it looks likeGary Morris was the head guy on the project? >> Gary? Gary was the sort oforchestrator of everything. He-he… Yeah, so he was the mastermind. Basically, we moved into his house. We took over his house, wemoved into the basement, I think we chainsmokednight and day for a year, and he would come in at night andgive us food, and tell us to go home. And then come in the morning, giveus food, and tell us to go home. Bunch of guys did it for free,essentially, for about a year. Owen took a pagebook and we’re workingpretty full time, and, uh, yeah, and then he disappeared. So, yeah. 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How many times do I have toturn off default Windows crap? For the rest of my life, that’s how much. Next, volunteer Bryan Schuder managed toget the headlights working in the game! He recorded this nightfootage you’re seeing here. I’m so happy when I feel like I’m not crazy. THIS is what the game wassupposed to look like at night. He did this by running thegame in Linux under WINE. Go figure that the best way to runan old Windows game is on Linux. Bryan also got a stopgap methodof antialiasing working with FXAA. I tried to do the same thingwhen I recorded this episode, but it just wouldn’t takerunning on a virtual machine. Between modern Windows and Linux, compatibility on oldgames is all over the map. I get worried as we march forward some games aren’t going to run correctlyon either one, or under a virtual machine. FXAA or SMAA are both cheatmethods of antialiasing. They work great in some situations,and never work in others. 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